Any Suggestions on How to Wean His Most High Excellency Off His Idiotic Desire for a Nobel Peace Prize?

Clearly, he wants the Peace Prize so much that Putin can twist him around his middle finger.

Some thoughts that come to mind:

Maybe the Heritage Foundation, joined with the Southern Baptist Convention, could name him the International Prince of Peace.

Or the Council on Foreign Relations could award him the Annual Prize for Creative Diplomatic Strategy—commenting that Obama never won this prize, which clearly proves Trump is twice the man Obama is. 

Or perhaps the best idea of all: Harvard could give him an honorary Ph.D in Foreign PolicyThinkology.