Actually, It’s Not Just Misunderstand and It’s Not Just Poor Strategery—It’s Magical Thinking

King Canute. Illustration from Once Upon a Time.

The two posts immediately below deal with Trump’s fundamental misunderstanding of how money and interest rates work. One quotes in full a Wall Street Journal Editorial Board piece published late yesterday. The other gives some context: it explains why the fact that these truths are now coming from the WSJ Editorial Board, not some other publication, is a man bites dog story, not a mere dog bites man piece of news. 

This is correct as far as it goes, but it does not go far enough. There are all manner of things that I do not understand. But that does not mean that I engage in magical thinking. I do not fancy myself the God of Genesis 1—who just says things, and then they are so. 

King Canute knew that he could not make the tide turn back just by telling the tide to turn back. 

Trump thinks that King Canute was wrong. 

We have elected someone with severe mental illness. 

Those who voted for him are getting the president they richly deserve. 

The WSJ Editorial Board Tells Donald That He Doesn’t Know Shit From Shinola, and That His Approval Rating is About to Sink Like a Stone

The Wall Street Journal Editorial Board writes,

Trumponomics and Rising Inflation

The President calls for easier money even though consumer prices keep rising. Does he want even higher prices?

The Editorial BoardFeb. 12, 2025 at 5:33 pm

“Interest Rates should be lowered, something which would go hand in hand with upcoming Tariffs!!!” Mr. Trump posted on his social-media site. The layers of intellectual confusion here are hard to parse, especially since higher tariffs will mean higher prices on the affected goods. But perhaps the President wants the public to look elsewhere when assigning blame for rising prices.

Yet if he’s trying to blame the Federal Reserve, which controls short-term interest rates, he has the analysis backward. Rising inflation means the Fed must be more cautious in cutting rates. This is how financial markets read the news that the consumer-price index (CPI) rose 0.5% in January. Long bond rates rose sharply, with the 10-year Treasury note popping to 4.63% from 4.53%. This reflects market worry over inflation.

The concern is warranted based on the trend in CPI, which has risen each month since a 0.2% increase in October. The 12-month increase in CPI is now back to 3%, up from a recent trough of 2.4% in September. So-called core prices, less food and energy, rose 0.4% for the month and are now up 3.3% over the last 12 months. 

The price increases were broad-based, hitting insurance, used cars and trucks, airline fares, medical care, haircuts, day care, sporting events, cable television, and more.

Mr. Trump isn’t responsible for this after only three weeks in office. But someone should tell him that the mistake goes back to the Fed’s premature interest-rate cut of 50 basis points in September. Long bond rates shot up immediately and have stayed higher, but the Fed still cut another 25 points in November. 

Fed Chair Jerome Powell seems to recognize that mistake because he has been saying for weeks that the central bank is in no rush to cut further. The last thing Mr. Trump should be doing now is demanding that Mr. Powell cut rates further and faster—unless the President wants inflation to resume its Biden-era climb.

The Powell Fed is likely to ignore Mr. Trump, and well it should. But the President’s demand illustrates another risk of Trumponomics. As a real-estate investor, Mr. Trump has long been an easy-money guy. He likes low rates and a weak dollar, which could lead to higher prices, all other things being equal.

As a political matter, an inflation revival may be the biggest threat to the Trump Presidency. Mr. Trump was elected as voters reacted to inflation and falling real incomes under Joe Biden. Real average earnings are flat over the last three months as inflation has bounced up. If this persists, Mr. Trump won’t have a 53% job approval rating for long.

Dumb and Dumber

Wall Street Journal Editorial Board, The Dumbest Trade War Fallout Begins: Canada and Mexico vow retaliation in response to Trump’s tariffs, amid new economic uncertainty

What Mango Mussolini Thinks He’s Doing—A Clever Way to Transfer Wealth from the Poor to the Rich

The WSJ doesn’t say it, so I will. As far as I can tell, Orange Jesus knows full well that tariffs are going to increase inflation, cost jobs, and hurt his supporters. But he thinks they are a complicated, and therefore clever, way to generate a shit load of revenue and thus finance tax cuts for the billionaires. 

As for the foreigners, Trump hates them all, but he particularly hates American allies. As the WSJ points out, Mexico and Canada will be hurt even more than his American supporters will be hurt. For Mango Mussolini, that’s a feature, not a bug.

Some Thoughts from the Wall Street Journal Editorial Board

Now back to the Wall Street Journal Editorial Board, which writes,

WILL THERE BE SOME PAIN? YES, MAYBE (AND MAYBE NOT!). BUT WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AND IT WILL ALL BE WORTH THE PRICE THAT MUST BE PAID,” Mr. Trump posted on Truth Social on Sunday morning. He also included a blast at these columns for leading the “Tariff Lobby” after our Saturday editorial called his 25% across-the-board tariffs on our friends and neighbors “the dumbest trade war in history.” 

We appreciate Mr. Trump’s attention, though we’re anti-tariff and not lobbyists. But bad policy has damaging consequences, whether or not Mr. Trump chooses to admit it. Mr. Trump can’t repeal the laws of economics any more than Joe Biden could on inflation. 

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Tariffs are taxes, and when you tax something you get less of it. Who pays the tariff depends on the elasticity of supply and demand for the specific goods. But Mr. Trump wants American workers and employers to take one for the team. Hope you don’t lose your job or business before the golden age arrives.

The economic fallout began Saturday evening as Canada said it will retaliate with a 25% tariff on $30 billion (Canadian dollars) of U.S. goods, with another C$125 billion to follow in three weeks. Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum also promised to retaliate.

Canada’s new border taxes will hit orange juice, whiskey and peanut butter—all from states with GOP Senators. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said Ottawa’s tariff list would also include beer, wine, vegetables, perfume, clothing, shoes, household appliances, furniture and much more. He said Canada could also withhold critical minerals. 

Note that Canada’s Conservative opposition leader, Pierre Poilievre, also called for retaliation. Mr. Poilievre is the favorite to be the next Prime Minister and he rightly said the trade war will damage both countries. But he said Canada had to stand up for its “sovereignty” and protect its economic interests.

Mr. Trump’s tariffs are already roiling North America’s energy markets, which are highly integrated. The President implicitly recognized the risk by hitting Canada’s energy exports to the U.S. with a lower 10% tariff. But that will still hurt Midwestern refiners that rely on Canadian oil. Canada and Mexico could send more of their oil elsewhere for refining, perhaps even China. 

Canada’s expanded Trans Mountain pipeline runs from Alberta to the West Coast and has spare capacity. It could be used to increase tariff-free oil shipments to Asia that would hurt California refineries that now import oil from Trans Mountain. California could have to import more oil from the Middle East.

Mr. Trump says the tariffs will revive U.S. manufacturing. But Jay Timmons, CEO of the National Association of Manufacturers, said in a statement that “a 25% tariff on Canada and Mexico threatens to upend the very supply chains that have made U.S. manufacturing more competitive globally.” 

He added that, while his members understand the need to reduce fentanyl flows to the U.S., “the ripple effects will be severe, particularly for small and medium-sized manufacturers that lack the flexibility and capital to rapidly find alternative suppliers or absorb skyrocketing energy costs.” 

Many more trade groups have criticized the tariffs, including even U.S. aluminum makers who benefited from tariffs in the first term. Canada accounts for more than half of U.S. aluminum imports (owing to its cheap hydropower) that secondary and downstream manufacturers use. 

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None of this means the Trump tariffs will tip the U.S. economy into recession. U.S. growth may be strong enough to absorb the blow from tariffs, as it was after Mr. Trump’s more modest levies in the first term. But the same can’t be said about Mexico and Canada, where growth is weak and which depend on U.S. markets for much of their GDP. 

The tariffs may also not cause a surge in the general U.S. price level. Overall inflation depends far more on the Federal Reserve’s monetary policy. But prices will increase for most tariffed goods, which will be painful enough. 

The tariff broadside also adds new policy risk and uncertainty that could dampen business animal spirits. Markets have been pricing in an assumption that Mr. Trump would step back from his most florid tariff threats, or limit tariffs to China.

The hammer blow to Mexico and Canada shows that no country or industry is safe. Mr. Trump believes tariffs aren’t merely useful as a diplomatic tool but are economically virtuous by themselves. This will cause friends and foes to recalibrate their dependence on America’s market, with consequences that are hard to predict. How this helps the U.S. isn’t apparent, so, yes, “dumbest trade war” sounds right, if it isn’t an understatement.

Attacking Denmark and Other Horseshit: My Two Cents

Everybody’s got their take on the “Gulf of America” and other babblings from the Trump “news conference” yesterday. 

As per usual, some espouse the view that Trump is playing some kind of three-dimensional chess. 

May I humbly suggest that Trump has, for a long time, suffered from malignant narcissistic personality disorder and related mental diseases; that, to his portfolio of afflictions, he has recently added early stage dementia; that his mental and physical health are worsening by the day; and that handing him power was a breathtakingly irresponsible act.

The Richie Richs did it because they loved them some tax cuts back in 2017—and here in 2025, they would love them some more tax cuts.

What with the confusion in their Republican legislative ranks, I don’t think they’re actually going to get their tax cuts.

What with the tariffs, the deportations, and other reckless nonsense, I think the Richie Riches are going to wind up screwed, blued, and tattooed.

It couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of guys.