To celebrate yesterday’s results in the Texas Republican primary, please grab your favorite snack and your preferred beverage and enjoy this 2016 musical offering from the then Mrs. Ken Paxton.
The ex-Mrs. Paxton’s 2016 musings on her husband’s frequent absences are especially pregnant in light of allegations that Paxton’s current lover is a married mother of seven.
The Paxtons’ “biblical divorce” is further explained here:
An Amusing Afterword
YouTube apparently decided that I would be interested in songs about love gone wrong. After viewing the ex-Mrs. Paxton’s 2016 musical offering, YouTube speculated that I would probably enjoy Norwegian chanteuse Heidi Hauge’s version of The Tennessee Waltz.
Indeed, I enjoyed it immensely, and hope you do as well.
It was a popular song—the English version that is, not the one in Norwegian—back when (in my father’s words) I was only knee high to a grasshopper.
My mother always said that, if you lose your Little Darling in the course of one dance, then she was probably never your Little Darling in the first place.
Likewise, I am afraid that Ken was probably never Angela’s Little Darling. How sad to see love gone wrong.
We have another two months—until the Texas Republican primary runoff—for John Cornyn to tell us all about what a lying, corrupt, adulterous son of a bitch he’s running against.
Facing MAGA 