Matilda Moneybags and the Blessed Virgin

“Is it Possible That We Will Avoid a Recession?”

Just got off a Zoom with Matilda Moneybags, the head honcho at my financial advisory firm. Someone asked, “Is it possible that we’ll avoid a recession?”

“Yes, it is possible,” Matilda responded.

“But, on the other hand,” she added, “I’m a practicing Catholic, and I believe it’s possible that the Blessed Mother will appear in my living room this afternoon. And if that should happen, I would welcome her to my home.”