A Much Needed (IMHO) Reprise of the Marsh Family Take on Donald Trump This July 4th

Vocabular help:

Butt lick: a powerful visual metaphor which may also be a reference to Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, also known as Secretary Buttlick

Skanky: a slang adjective meaning extremely unpleasant, repulsive, or low in quality, usually due to being filthy, unkempt, or sleazy; can also mean morally depraved, especially with respect to sexual behavior

Throw a wobbly: British and Australian slang meaning to suddenly become extremely angry or upset, often by throwing a childish temper tantrum over something minor. 

Manky: British slang for something unpleasantly dirty, grubby, or disgusting

Scorbutic: pertaining to scurvy; scorbutic conditions typically include fatigue, easy bruising, joint pain, and bleeding gums

Earworm: a piece of music that continuously plays on a loop in your mind; stuck song syndrome

Bad Bad Donald Trump, Baddest Man in the Whole Damn Dump

Wednesday

“They’re all bending and saying, ‘Sir, thank you very much,’” Mr. Trump said, adding that they were asking, “‘Where do I sign? Where do I sign?’”

Friday (Today)

Jenner & Block, WilmerHale both file complaints, and both are granted temporary restraining orders by the close of business the same day.